The total value of my life

I was hoping the first thing I wrote for this site would be one of the three things I have in progress, yet have not bothered spell checking or proofreading.  But then today happened. I am literally incapable of understanding how no one has thought of this before. And I have realized that my life means nothing. Nothing. I have utterly failed.

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